— football ships

ok a place for my football ships and me to speculate and hc

serard

 * the ship of sergio ramos and gerard pique

buffon and his loves

 * ok so buffon has a thing for dating his fellow footballers lmao
 * like the way i imagined this is that he keeps meeting people he likes at the euros and they always seem to break up at the end of the world cup but he meets someone new in the euros
 * like at the 2008 euros he met and fell in love with iker casillas
 * but sometime after the 2010 wc they broke up
 * he had a bae by 2012 euros
 * but they broke up after the 2014 wc
 * and then at 2016 euros he met and fell in love with thomas muller
 * and they've been together ever since
 * also alvaro morata :/ing at the side bc he had a crush on buffon but buffon loves his thomas???
 * paulo dybala is literally his son
 * also thomas muller getting jealous at kevin trapp and manuel neuer bc he's getting too touchy-feely at buffon
 * "chill thomas i'm not stealing ur man"
 * i'm p sure thomas and buffon had a break
 * buffon is v good at picking up men
 * he's also v good at picking up relationships that always end oops
 * i srsly forgot who he dates after iker but i'm gonna say that it's manuel neuer oops
 * or cristiano ronaldo
 * it's cristiano ronaldo
 * ok so i have a thing that they were hella c: at each other
 * then it was a messy breakup oops
 * and now cristiano won't stop scoring goals against gigi
 * oops
 * also andrea pirlo as the best friend who listens lmao
 * "you've fucked half of the footballing world."

david luiz and edinson cavani

 * ft rabiot as their son
 * this is a Soft relationship confirmed
 * except david luiz ditches him for chelsea oops

neymar and edinson cavani

 * se pelearon over a fucking ball
 * love-hate relationship
 * MIRA MIRA

benzema y cristiano ronaldo

 * si benzema le da todo a cris
 * benzema legitmately gives up his own goal chances so cris can score
 * what's more bf than that
 * ok ok so i was watching the benzema documentary and like
 * dijo que he's rly shy and he's not rly one to like start talking to the whole team lmao
 * people generally have to come to him
 * and so cris is the one making the first move
 * lmao imagine we combine this with the whole gigi buffon thing above.
 * like benzema started becoming one of cris' friends and then he got a crush on him
 * then cris started dating buffon...oops!
 * highkey awkward now that cristiano ronaldo left for juventus so they probs broke up now oops